i owe all you an appology..... that trapped in a room thing was just a ruse. i am.... its hard to say this.... but i have started ...... facebook. i know i swore to myself i would never do it but alas. but i do check this everyso often. so please leave me comments. but i would understand if you didnt want to.

 you guys are my origanal family.

MAN O' MAN..... everyone i am sorry for it almost being two months without me sending you all useless comments.  now i cannot say that this is going to be a long post but  i  will be making a longer post after i graduate on saturday. yep big D is graduating.

hope all is well with you.

hey hey hey sorry for the long absence... but what can i say i have been busy.... well kind of

i will tell you the exciting thing and then leave out the random oddities. if you read only one thing just read that last few paragraphs.

well me and my buddy mat joined up with the police who are running a program that is like a mini police academy and they teach you stuff and you can help on details.... but wait before i go any further this is all true... i am not telling a story.

well the very first day as we were walking in a group of three guys our age were running out and we knew one of the guys and he told us to follow him. so we did. we ended up driving to a house and our purpose there was to find a 75 year old lady with dimencia.  she left her house at 6:30 in the morning and no one had seen her since. it was 10: 00 and me and matt along with the 10 other guys there had to fan out and search ditches, creeks, backyards and ponds looking for her.   she was finally found at 11:48 not by me and matt but it was still exciting.

the last time we went.... on monday.  us guys had to help out an actual police academy with training... we had to put them into situations and they had to react.  there were four groups of five guys who had to go through four stations.

me and mats station consisted of two trucks that had hit head on. the cops had to question us and all that jazz.  me and mat were only supposed to do the basics... tell them where we lived ect... but mat decided to take it a step further when he started yelling at me. .. a cop had to stand between us to stop us from getting into a fight. that was group 1

group 2.  these guys came in and did there job in reletively the same manner only this time i decided to spice things up a bit.  i noticed in the back of my truck was a baseball bat and after mat started yelling at me again... i calmly walked up to my truck, grabbed the bat and started walking up to mats truck.  the cops made a wall and unbuckled their holsters. ( they had fake guns but we had to play along).  they told me to drop it and get on my knees. i did it and they came up behind me and handcuffed me.... that was cool.

group 3.  again started out the same way but mat made a dash for me like he was going to break my nose and the cops grabbed him and while they were handcuffing him i made a dash for the truck, grabbed the bat and ran at the recently handcuffed mat. to which i was then pile drived into the hood of my truck and handcuffed.

group 4.  a guy from group three gave me his gun and i was supposed to use it on this group.... which i did. they asked me to get out of my truck.... i did.  the two cops then asked for my ID..... i gave it to them. and while they were reading my ID i then pulled the gun from my waist band and pow pow pow.  they laughed ... said lets start over and when i got out of the truck a second time they were pretty quick to get my gun.

in the end we all had a good laugh. and they were all cool guys who answered a lot of our questions.

so thats it.................

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Hey all... enough already ... no more calling me nerd i cant take it any longer.  thank you fig for agreeing that even though they are videogame charactors even their princess needs saving.

but yea things have been going great... nix that ... me and andrew finally got to go on the Big brother camping trip and let me tell you it was a dissaster. but let me go through and explain from the beginning .... yes the begining when things went horribly wrong.

   It was a brisk morning and me and andrew were waiting for the bus to come and take us to the Brothers McMullen state park for the weekend and here is Drew waiting for the bus.

yes so finally the bus came and picked us up and took us on are way.  we finally got there and Drew sent me to set up the tents while he "relieve" himself in natures toilet. but alas the first oops was all my fault.... i was a little tired from the long 25 minuet trip and i slowly fell asleep behind some bushes and i awoke to andrew screaming. i looked up and saw our tents flying off into the distant mountains

my bad but andrew was i think a little over  reacting and he sent me out to get sticks and odds and ends to make a shelter.  well i was out in the woods for a few seconds when i found a wolf and a thought struck me .... if i train him he will be mine and i can use him to catch catfish and brook trout.  he was friendly at first but i think it was just my rasta cap.

before i could say 'man  o man' he led me into a trap... they... they were coming out of everywhere and .... ohhh

i am sorry for losing it back there but it was a painfull time and i barely made it back alive.... but yes i made it back..... i had to duct tape my intestines back into my abdomen but in the end it healed very nicely.  but to my wonderous surprise upon entering camp andrew had made a very nice shelter and me and him both went to bed after building a night fire

but through the night un beknowest to us.... well really andrew.  smoky the bear was right and andrew could of prevented the forest fire from spreading if only he hadnt placed the night fire so close the base of camp and man were we lucky

so all in all it was a bonding experience but it was more then that.......  this sentence could have been profound but its not.. have a good week